lol.. dat was wad my classmate put up on our class blog. den she name everyone dat is like according to the aiya wadever u call dat.
i duno abt our class la. jus make up ur own. (actually i jus cnt remember.. oops...?)
lol forget abt p6 le haha. (:

anyways. jus wana offer free maple soundtracks. i got the latest version one. (:
okay cya. [:


6E movie&shopping@VIVO

19th March (Thursday)
12pm at tampines MRT
End at 5. (Train back home at 5. It will take about 45mins.)
Currently only Khaliesah and KaiWen going.
Please go. Need more people. cause this is called 6Emovie&shopping@vivo

Tell me(KaiWen or Khaliesah) if you are going.








im bored..

what did the math book say to the other math book?
"go away because i have my own problems!"

what do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk.

two peanuts are walking down the street, what happened?
they were assalted. [assaulted. get it.?]

what is beethoven doing RIGHT NOW?
decomposing.

why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
he had NO BODY to go with.

why was tigger looking in the toilet?
because he was looking for pooh! [poo]

you know 5/3 people have problems with fractions?
[theres no such thing as 5/3... very lame. i know.]

why was the tomato blushing?
because he saw the salad dressing!

how do you catch a squirrel?
climb into a tree and act like a nut.

why didnt the chicken cross the road?
because he was too chicken!

there are 3 types of people in this world.
those who can count and those who cant!

if Mr Bigger and Mrs Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest? why?
the baby. because he is a Little Bigger!

why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
in case they get a hole in one!

where does satisfaction come from?
satisfactory.

why didn' t Noah go fishing often?
he only had 2 worms. [if u dont get it nvm, i know come people dont know the story.]

Bert asked Ernie if he wanted ice cream. Ernie said, ' sure, Bert '
[sure, bert. sorbet. get it.?]

if H2O is on the inside of a fire hydron, whats on the outside?
K9P.

whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
anyone can roast beef but not many can pee soup.

why did the bunnies go on strike?
they wanted a raise in celery.

what do prisoners use to call each other?
cell phones.

what do alexandra the great and winnie the pooh have in common?
their middle name.

what does a one-legged ballerina wear?
a one-one.


LOL.. haha. hoped u laughed. know that alot of us very stressed now since sec 2 but still mus laugh right..? haha. okay.. hoped u enjoyed it. if u dun get any of the jokes, tag.

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